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aaron
08-12-2004, 09:38 AM
It's time somebody spoke out about spam.
What could spur me to speak out about spam?
I'm simply spellbound by spam!
I used to use it for spackle but now I think spam is special. Even my spouse loves spam.
Maybe it's the spice in spam that makes it special.
Specifically, spam is spectacular for sportsmen. I eat spam by the spadefulls then wash it down with sprite. I prefer to eat my spam with a spork.
You could eat your spam with a spear while spanning the universe on a spaceship! What a spectacle!
Try spam and spuds, spam and spaetzle, or spam and spaghetti. Stir it with a spatula. Try spreading some spam on toast, just don't let spam spoil!
Take some spam spelunking in the Spring in Spain. If you get a spot of spam on your sportcoat you could spray it with a spray gun or just spit on it, then sprint to the store for more spam!
Last but not least, spam is spectacular for species fishing! Just not during the spawn!